sick of people saying the best things in life are free because i’ve never had a pizza show up at my door with no receipt

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My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee


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advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure. (via golddiggerr) 323,964 notes


no grandma i still dont have a boyfriend

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I may be annoying sometimes, but at least I dont have auto play on my blog

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You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost.
Beau Taplin || A most unfortunate truth.    (via r4punzel) 83,664 notes